Feature Article #1

Why This Blog Totally Sucks!

Why does this blog totally suck, you ask?
First off, this thing is less than a few weeks old. Secondly, I’m a newbie to the blogging world. You can tell that by the God-awful design and error code on the right hand side where Google Ads are supposed to be (ahhh, have I told you how […]

Chris Donaldson | April 22nd, 2008 | Continued

Feature Article #2

Bite Size Marketing

My better half Lisa just ran a half marathon over the weekend on Whidbey Island in Washington (one of over 700 named islands off the coast). She’s never been much of a long distance runner, but what she did was smart. When she signed up for the run 6 months ago, she set a schedule […]

Chris Donaldson | April 16th, 2008 | Continued

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Why does this blog totally suck, you ask?
First off, this thing is less than a week old. Secondly, I’m a newbie to the blogging world. And who better than a newbie to really outline the trials of getting a blog up and running, of marketing that blog, and then leveraging the experience to market online […]

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Cabo: Some Damn Good Marketing

I just got back from Mexico. Though this entry will be short, I wanted to let everyone know there is some SERIOUS marketing happening south of the border. How else do you get people to flock to a pretty godforsaken desert in the middle of heat, dust, and poverty?

That said, we had an excellent time. The Cabo brand lived up to its name - not because we were interested in partying our asses off (only a little) but because the people all went the extra mile to show us we had made the right choice in choosing Cabo as our destination. And though we would’t have come in any event unless a buddy of ours hadn’t been getting married, we did find the place relaxing, fun and enjoyable (once you looked past the bone dry desert - not at all lush like Puerto Vallarta).

If you go, consider the Cabo Surf Hotel. It’s next to San Juan, which is nicer than Cabo anyway, and is a little slice of heaven. You can read my review here: http://www.tripadvisor.com.

Good marketing gets you to take a chance on a product - or a trip. Then it makes darn sure that the promise of your purchase is fulfilled. Cabo did that, in spades. I was taking marketing notes.

Viva Mexico!

Review: Kudos to the Google Analytics Plugin by Denis de Bernardy

This was one that worked as advertised. Yes, it took about a day or so for the plugin to start communicating with Google, but lo and behold I started to measure traffic as of last Friday (51 hits on Saturday). The other great thing about this plugin is that the directions are real simple to follow - almost as if they were written for HTML idiots like me. HIGHLY RECOMMENDED!

  • What:  Google Analytics Plugin by Denis de Bernardy
  • Why: Measures traffic to your Wordpress blog using Google Analytics.
  • How: Go here!

Thanks Denis. Much appreciated and tip of the hat to you from Pimp Your Marketing. Blog on.

Google: The Stars have Aligned

Just when I thought I was toast - and would forever remain one of those stone-age cats who would never figure out this blogging stuff - I got thrown a little bone.

Apparently - Google Analytics is working now.  It took a bit of time to kick in, I guess, but when I visit the Google Analytics site now, it tells me that www.pimpyourmarketing.com is ‘Receiving Data’.

Joy.

But now I’m going to run a quick Google Ad Words campaign (as discussed briefly here) to get the traffic up and see if in fact the traffic spikes in the Google Analytics report. Then, I can rest easy as it relates to this.

It’s Official: Google @#*! hates me!

I must’ve been born under a bad sign. Or perhaps I didn’t sacrifice enough virgins before I proceeded on this perilous digital journey. All I know, at every turn, I find ways to turn something surely simple into a much more complicated task at hand.

Case in point: Google Analytics.

Having suffered (and it’s not over yet) through the ignominies of Google Adsense, I decided to put that on the back burner for a few and try something I hoped would be simpler. So I Googled (of course) ‘Adding Google Analytics to Wordpress’ and instantly a whole bunch of results appeared.

Brilliant, I thought.

So I downloaded Google Analytics, and followed the directons to a T. Not too hard, got it to appear in my Plugins menu, which I then activated, then carefully pasted my Google Ad Sense code into the text box, then carefully updated. Then waited. Went to Google Analytics to see if any data was being received, and instead got this message:

Tracking Unknown (Last checked: 2008-04-23 8:02 PM PST.)
The Google Analytics tracking code has not been detected on your website’s home page. For Analytics to function, you or your web administrator must add the code to each page of your website.

Well again, I’m a Newbie. I don’t have a Web Administrator - and maybe if I knew where I could find just the RAW html, I could get this to work. I mean, I just want to add it to each page of my website like everyone else. Really. I’m not exceptional in that regard.

But this is not to be. I tried other plugins, tried re-entering the code, tried various voodoo incantations and prayers to the powers that be. The response: Not today. This, then, reminded me of an old Yiddish saying (I love old Yiddish sayings): God does answer all prayers. Just sometimes, the answer is no.

I feel that way about Google right now. If Google had wanted us to fly, it would have given us wings.

Understanding Failure, Part 2: Marketing Paris

So I told you how badly ‘The Hottie & The Nottie’ did at the box-office. What a drag. But I also told you the film wasn’t nearly as bad as the critics made it out to be. Paris Envy, I guess.

But now it’s my job to figure out how to market the DVD here stateside. Generally you start with your forecast of how many units you want to sell. Then you multiply those units by the SRP, or Suggested Retail Price. This give you your Gross Profit. Then you take 15% of the Gross to come up with your marketing budget - reserving another 5% for what’s called MDF (or in-store) promotions, etc.

So if your forecasted sales are 100,000 units, and your SRP is $19.95, you can expect to Gross close to 2 mil. Taking 15% of that would give you a $300,000 marketing budget. That’s the general formula. And it sounds like a lot (and it is) - but relative to the major studios this is a relative drop in the bucket (or especially companies like Proctor + Gamble - which spends tens of millions selling soap).

Now, let’s just say the Marketing Gods would have my soul if I gave you actual numbers as it related to this DVD. But we expect to do well - so we have to spend well. And smartly.

So what to do?

As most good marketers do, we struggled with the ways to spend our budget. We knew we needed a strong online component, so we focused on a mix of traditional banners with a strong Word of Mouth and blog campaign. This constitutes about 30% of our campaign. We then decided to forego print entirely, in favor for print promotions. Paris is so hot with so many mags, as long as we gave away good swag (like signed posters), we knew we’d get coverage. And we have. Then we pointed some similar resources at radio promotions - and again: By giving away simple swag like posters and Hottie & Nottie make-over kits, we’re getting ample radio coverage announcing the release and release date (May 6th, a shameful plug). But there was one more thing:

TV or not TV?

Usually, I’m against spending so much on what I percieve to be so little. TV is a broad approach to a broad market - and though it works great for Budweiser or SpiderMan 2, it’s not the most efficient way to spend a buck, generally speaking (but there are exceptions). In this case though, Paris is such a strong personality, we decided to pick the network she would appeal to most - and do a blitz on MTV for two weeks. A simple 15 Second spot. This came in at about 50% of our budget. Look for it.

The jury is still out of course on how any of this will work. Hey, if I knew which 50% of my marketing was effective, I’d be a genius. But we’re covering a few bases and working to spread awareness.

But we all know it’s about more than spreading awareness. It is about creating a conversation. That’s where we’ll discuss blog marketing - and online initiatives in general. Because there are places where this works, and places where you just end up getting flamed.

And people love to flame Paris. So buyer beware.

Out.

Marketing: Understanding Failure

Boy it was tough waking up to the reviews of ‘The Hottie & The Nottie” back in February. The film stars Paris Hilton, and though the film was no ‘Gone with the Wind’, it wasn’t horrible either. Fact is, the girl gets flamed by the press for any number of reasons, some of them earned perhaps, most of them inflated by a media looking for it’s next fix.

Problem was - and it was a big problem - I was one of the marketing guys on the project - most specifically the marketing director for getting word out on the DVD releasing this May 6th. And though Richard Roeper proclaimed that everyone (that would include me) associated with the film should be banished from Hollywood forever, I remained where I was and tried to unravel the 29,ooo TOTAL box-office the film put in the bag. This is what I discovered:

  1. Probably not such a great idea to release theatrically. The company that released it got lots of great press and got a limited release over 120 + theaters, but there’s such an overwrought oversaturation of Paris in general, she might not (yet) have the acting chops or story lines to get asses in seats. Why pay for the cow when you can get the milk for free? (see her in the infamous video, case in point).
  2. Publicity alone cannot carry a movie. Even press on Letterman, EW, etc, etc, etc, cannot move the needle on most projects - because people are still painfully aware that you’re still trying to sell them something. Plain advertising - like print - probably would have done a lot better in the theatrical sections of the major papers - because then people are at least looking for your product and want to start a conversation. Maybe this translates into popcorn.
  3. Sex doesn’t always sell. In a world where this gratification is now free online ( see milk and cow analogy above), people get what they want faster and without laying down a dime. Even the porn industry has dropped 30% because of this phenom. It takes more. Much more. Fo’ shizzle.

So how is one going to take some of the lessons learned and apply them in a Dog Eat Paris World? I’ll tell you in tomorrow’s post. That will be a doozy - and what they call in the biz a cliffhanger.

Boy, I’m good. If only I could get Adsense to work………..

Launching the Blog Electric

So, you think you want to launch the baddest blog in town? Or maybe you have a few posts, and now you want to get the attention of the online world? Beautiful. Let’s consider a couple ways of getting the word out:

  1. Standing on top of your desk chair and screaming your URL out as loud as possible. This is especially good in cubicle settings or over intercoms. Getting paged with it in airports is a pretty good coup as well.
  2. Reaching out to your network via email. This is especially a good idea if you’re blog is up to snuff and you feel good about the content. Send out an email with a link to your blog and see what happens. I haven’t done this yet because frankly my blog is still in Alpha stage and looks like crap, but this will be something I pursue once I feel confident my peers will get value from the experience. Until then, I’ve got a little work to do.   This can be done weekly or bi-weekly if you have new content, maybe you attach photos from your blog etc that have viral potential (like pics of animals or kids).
  3. Digging around for like minded blogs and making comments  on those blogs. If you’re smart about this - and your blog is relevant to the discussion - you can put a link back to your blog.  But people can frown on this if your link really isn’t relevant to the discussion and then flame you, so beware.
  4. SEO: Search Engine Optimization. Make sure the pages on your site are optimized for search engines, especially Google. There’s no cheaper way of getting traffic.
  5. Google Ad Words: Driving people to your site with paid advertising.
  6. Press Release: Sending out a press release to various editors of mags, both online and off.
  7. Utilizing StumbleUpon and other social networks: Getting people to talk about your blog and getting it picked up by StumbleUpon is a good thing. EAsier said than done, but here’s a good place to start.

There’s a ton more things to consider (like Twitter for example) but the above represents a pretty good place to start. And no, the list is far from complete. But I’m going to start executing some of these initiatives over the next few weeks, and we can see how they work. Poke around the web yourself as well and see what’s out there. Driving traffic can be tough - but there’s no reason you can’t do it. It will just take time, effort, and most importantly persistence.

Blog on.

Week Two Results: Pimp Your Marketing

Here are the Week Two results for Pimpyourmarketing.com. Let’s just say I don’t have much in common with John Chow. Yet.

  • Traffic: 146 people.
  • Comments: 3
  • Google Tools Implemented: Google Adwords. Still unable to get Google AdSense up and running. Google Analytics slated for next week.
  • Analysis: You can’t hide from the facts. These stats are piss poor. But considering I haven’t really done any marketing yet, and have been working primarily on the site, its to be expected. Ouch. I’ll take the beating like a man. But the content just isn’t there yet. Nor is there an important enough reason for you - the valued audience - to return. You want answers. I’m struggling as a newbie to provide them.

I’m fairly surprised it’s taken me this long to get Google AdSense up. It shouldn’t be that hard - and it probably isn’t - but this Newbie is getting his proverbial ass kicked by the technology. Web 3.0 (if you’re not already sick of the phrase) will be focused on making the technology invisible to the user - so the users can begin taking full advantage of the Web and use the technology with ease. Right now, it’s reserved for those peeps who have put in the massive tech time. Which would not be me.
But I promise success this week. There may be more blood spilled in the process, granted. But that’s the story with any worthwhile DYI projects. And helping you understand how to apply the power of the Web to your online marketing is my goal. So bear with me.

Onward. Pimp Your Marketing.